deadb1ogger: FIRMLY GRASP IT
buttpilgrim: whalebiology: so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom and… God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little...
TUMBLR GROUP HUG!!! (reblog to join)
Fandoms are special. We squeal, freak out, and cry...
someactorkid: rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
fiasko0: wooden-toaster: h8seed: ...
senor-cactuar: how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
Fuck Yeah Character Development!: Body Language pt... →
fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment: nifty-calculator asked: i just wanted to thank you for posting the body language links and cheat sheet. im struggling with writing about a character who is terrible at sensing someones emotions so to replace that ive been describing their body language so any future readers (hopefully haha)…
me: opens tumblr
me: sees pictures of band members
me: makes weird noises
me: rolls off bed
me: rolls out window
me: rolls into street
me: rolls off the earth
me: floats into space
me: incinerates in the sun
me: reblogs post
I play left out. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups? they’re like you’re burning us alive our insides are melting hELP US Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
breadfishs: today i went to type wikipedia.org but instead i typed wikipedia.ogre
Things that don't legitimately exist in...
inothernews: Presidents who are not white that are born in the United States Poor people Poverty Uninsured or underinsured people Women’s reproductive rights Donald Trump’s nutbaggishness Racism Corporations that are not people Sensible gun control laws to help stop people from getting murdered over stupid shit Tax breaks for anyone but the uber-rich
pfefferi: the word radical reminds me of this cup